aeviternal-rat:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via orgasm)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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(via orgasm)

50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine

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goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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